| Hint | Answer | Letter |
| Machine that produces a liquid that is almost, but not entirely, unlike tea | |
| Last thoughts of the bowl of petunias as it falls | |
| An alcoholic drink that is the 'liquid equivalent of a mugging; expensive and bad for the head' | |
| The mountains where the creator's final message is written in 30 foot tall letters of fire | |
| Fenchurch writes her phone number on the back of this which arthur promptly loses | |
| Created the fjords on the coast of Norway and won an award for his work | |
| An indispensible item for any hitchhiker | |
| 'You guys are so _____ it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.' | |
| An alien race who writes really bad poetry | |
| Man who built 'The Assylum' to put the world in when he realised it was insane | |
| Colour of the ships that come to demolish the Earth | |
| Man who works for the guide 'He's on an intergalactic cruise and is too cool to see you right now' | |
| The ultimate answer | |