| Quote | Actor |
| The Internet's not written in pencil, Mark, it's written in ink. | |
| Bosnia. they don't have roads, but they have Facebook. | |
| Don't fish eat other fish? The marlins and the trout! | |
| We're genetically identical. Science says we'd stay in one place. | |
| I'm 6'5', 220, and there's two of me. | |
| Did I adequately answer your condescending question? | |
| Drop the 'The.' Just 'Facebook.' It's cleaner. | |
| 'Facebook me' was the common expression after two weeks. | |
| Have you ever seen me wear a scarf? | |
| I'm developing an algorithm to define the connection between Jewish guys and Asian girls. | |