| Rockbuster | Band/Artist | Initials |
| This young man prepared for his death | |
| Better than the average homeless person | |
| This little girl is hungry, what should we do? | |
| Il take that book to the toilet with me | |
| Blow the candles out before you eat the cake | |
| How can i wash up in something shaped like that | |
| At the moment im in a river full of logs | |
| That lads got bad asthma | |
| I saw mousetrap the other night but the heating was knackered | |
| I dont like them birds, they shouldnt be allowed in this area | |
| He doesnt like women, yet hes got a couple of kids, bit weird innit? | |
| That bloke who does sport on the tele, hes got a little kid | |
| The army has got some well nice trenches | |
| The top of them curtains are wrecked, all the materials worn | |
| I was in texas and landed on my knees in a puddle | |
| | Rockbuster | Band/Artist | Initials |
| The fella has only got one badge left | |
| The unmarried lady is a friend I eat out with | |
| I really really love that women, i love everything she does | |
| Stop throwing that fruit about | |
| That scottish fella has made an error | |
| God you can make a right load of toast with them | |
| Youve been dunking that for too long | |
| You wont be able to play that game in this pub, the table aint big enough | |
| Well, ive had a rubbish day so im happy its over | |
| That'll never get off the ground | |
| That womens got her husbands gloves, and a pair of her own | |
| Youll get a load of bacon off them | |
| There's a load of letters there asking for advice, put them on claires desk, oh and er have a good christmas | |
| Ask your mum if you should, afer youve wrapped the presents | |
| A couple of people were arguing in the supermarket at the fruit and beg counter, but its busy in there cos its christmas so that probably what brought it on | |
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