| Clue | Occupation |
| The name of Kramer's 'company' that developed, along with Darren the intern, an oil bladder for tankers | |
| The man for whom Elaine was a personal assistant | |
| The job Jerry temporarily assumed - and then abandoned - resulting in a stolen couch | |
| George once cost a young man this job after putting out a fire in a restaurant | |
| Jerry nearly killed a man with this occupation when he and Newman neglected to provide mouth to mouth resuscitation | |
| George and Kramer once asked Jerry to consider the 'Executive Training Program' of which department store? | |
| George served in this post with the New York Yankees | |
| George worked for this company that, according to Kramer, 'botched the Statue of Liberty Job' | |
| Kramer knew the details of the Andrea Doria accident because it was in this book that he claimed to have authored | |
| Morty once helped Kramer run for this position at Del Boca Vista, Phase Three | |
| | Clue | Occupation |
| George always wants to pretend to be this | |
| Memorably, George once had to pretend to be a scientist with this specialty | |
| Jerry once enjoyed champagne coolies with Susan's friend who had this unusual occupation | |
| Ignoring his lawyer, Kramer disastrously took advice from a man in this profession, ending his chance at a piece of the O'Henry candy bar fortune | |
| Elaine's boyfriend Bob Cobb insisted on being called the Maestro because he had this occupation | |
| When Jerry and the rest finally met a real Art Vandelay, he had this profession | |
| When Elaine first met Lloyd Braun, he was an advisor to this elected official | |
| Product Lloyd Braun, George, and Frank sold over the phone out of Frank Costanza's garage | |
| Defective knock off of 'The Wizard' electronic organizer fenced by Bob Sacamano's father that brought down the Kramer candidacy | |
| 'Occupation' of Kramer's shady friend Brody that Jerry was roped into and later that caused George to be arrested | |
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