| Tagline | Movie Title | Year |
| His story will touch you, even though he can't. | |
| A family comedy without the family. | |
| An undercover cop in a class by himself. | |
| This is our mother. Pray for us. | |
| She walked off the street, into his life and stole his heart. | |
| The first true story of what happens after you die. | |
| No rules. No curfews. No nagging. No pulse. | |
| Love is wonderful. Until it happens to your only daughter. | |
| All that glitter... All that glamour... All that dirt. | |
| Imagine if sex appeal came in a bottle. | |
| A woman's place is on home, first, second, and third. | |
| A comedy of trial and error. | |
| No booze! No sex! No drugs!... No way! | |
| You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll hurl. | |
| Young ones! Parental units! We summon you! | |
| One Dream. Four Jamaicans. Twenty Below Zero. | |
| He's having the day of his life...over and over again. | |
| The best of enemies until something came between them. | |
| She makes dinner. She does windows. She reads bedtime stories. She's a blessing... in disguise. | |
| The honeymoon was killer. | |
| He's the best there is! (Actually, he's the only one there is.) | |
| Just because they serve you... Doesn't mean they like you. | |
| What the one doesn't have, the other is missing. | |