| Quote | Movie |
| It's not until you've lost everything, that you're free to do anything | |
| You're leaving me in the trenches taking grenades John! | |
| to be a moron, to be moronical, to be the dumbest mother ****er that ever lived! | |
| ...the fact that I've got Desert Eagle point Five O written down the side of mine...Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... **** off! | |
| ...traded it to some kid back in town straight up ... i get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog! | |
| We had the world by the short and curlies... | |
| Put your hand in the air if you want to watch the game chief! | |
| Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand | |
| ...kids carried my mothers groceries all the way home... You know why? It was outta respect | |
| Man this suit is really cramming my Hardy boys... and it's no mystery | |
| | Quote | Movie |
| ...rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket, Jack's magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroomhead, purple-headed yogurt slinger... and, um, Pedro | |
| Knock it down? Are you kidding me, this is hand-carved Mahogany! | |
| Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America, Gentlemen! | |
| 'Coach, calm down you're gonna have a stroke!' 'I don't get strokes motha****a! I give em'' | |
| Back the **** up Antonio... that's my dick! | |
| You just did the most acid I've ever seen anybody eat in my life!...Jeez, hope you're not busy for about a month | |
| I told that kraut a ****ing thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos! | |
| 4 for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco! | |
| Hell, yeah! Rolling Stones, Street Fighting Man! G-7! | |
| Right 'til the roofies wore and she woke up. Then she was all talkin' 'bout pressing charges so I just pulled my tongue outta her ass and left | |
|