Joe Biden or Michael Scott

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Can you name the ramblings of Vice President Joe Biden or the wise words of Dunder Mifflin's Michael Scott?

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'His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And—although, she's...wait...your mom's still...your mom's still alive. Your dad passed.'
'I've got to make sure that YouTube comes down to tape this.'
'You may look around and see two groups here: white collar, blue collar. But I don’t see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar-blind.'
'It's not unmanly to wear a condom'
'Abraham Lincoln once said, 'If you’re a racist, I will attack you with the North.' '
'I love babies. I think they are beautiful in all sorts of different ways. I try to pick up and hold a baby every day, if possible, because it nourishes me.'
'You know, I'm embarrassed. Do you know the Web site number? I should have it in front of me and I don't. I'm actually embarrassed.'
'You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.'
'You know what else is facing five Goliaths? America: Al-Qaeda. Global warming. Sex predators. Mercury poisoning.'
QuoteWho Said It?
'If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there's still a 30% chance we're going to get it wrong.'
'Pizza. Great equalizer. Rich people love pizza. Poor people love pizza. White people love pizza. Black people love pizza.'
'I got tested for AIDS. There's no shame in being tested for AIDS. It's an important thing.'
'Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me'
'Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.'
'There's only three things he mentions in a sentence -- a noun, a verb, and 9/11.'
'You know what they say. 'Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice, strike three.''
'Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well that's baloney because grief isn't wrong. There's such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.'
'Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way.'

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Created Jun 10, 2013Editor's PickReportNominate
Tags:Politics, quote, dunder, joe, michael, Michael Scott, mifflin, scott, vice, wise