| HINT | CHARACTER |
| Depressed and suicidal horse | |
| Girl donning braces and pining for Conan | |
| Joel Goddard's Asian companion | |
| Distributes topical ointment | |
| Has ties with parcel delivery and the Catholic Church | |
| The future of managing prostitutes | |
| Large, diaper-clad, heavily furred mammal | |
| Knows what people will say before they say it | |
| | HINT | CHARACTER |
| Politically incorrect radio personality from the 30s | |
| Full moon monster under the influence of stimulants | |
| Young dog with nefarious intentions | |
| Canine with a penchant for taunting | |
| Promiscuous marine mammal | |
| Wisecracking network mascot | |
| Diminutive version of a late-night host | |
| Muppet with extreme indigestion | |
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