Comedians by Quote

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QuoteComedian
'Mein F├╝hrer! I can walk!'
'Carpe per diem - seize the check.'
'Rhetoric does not get you anywhere, because Hitler and Mussolini are just as good at rhetoric. But if you can bring these people down with comedy, they stand no chance.'
'There's no drama like wrestling.'
'People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.'
'I don't care if people think I am an overactor, as long as they enjoy what I do. People who think that would call Van Gogh an overpainter.'
'A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.'
'Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.'
'Well, excuuuuuse me!'
QuoteComedian
'One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.'
'Two elderly women are at a Catskill mountain resort, and one of 'em says, 'Boy, the food at this place is really terrible.' The other one says, 'Yeah, and in such small portions.'
'Look at me when you lie. '
'Waka, Waka.'
'Once or twice I've been described as a light comedian. I consider this the most accurate description of my abilities I've ever seen.'
'I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.
'Truthiness is tearing apart our country..'
'I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.'

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