| Quote | Character |
| 'What the Hell is a Hufflepuff?' | |
| 'Can like a person be a portkey?' | |
| 'Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders!' | |
| 'Go home terrorist!' | |
| 'Did your turban just sneeze?' | |
| 'That was simply a fart.' | |
| 'I'm totally gonna win it's in the bag!' | |
| 'Oh my God! Hermione Shut Up!' | |
| | Quote | Character |
| 'I can't go to Pigfarts, It's on Mars!' | |
| 'I'm writing your potions essay' | |
| 'That's in Canada!' | |
| 'Yes I know Quirrell, I hear everything that you hear!' | |
| 'We should've realized that with both of us drinking in one belly that we'd get...twice as drunk!' | |
| 'Ah Ginger!' | |
| 'Squirt? Nevermind, I'll stay dehydrated.' | |
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