| Character FML | Character | TV Show |
|---|
| I ran out of jelly babies. FML | |
| Everyone bothers me. They keep telling me to get the hell out of the can and take a shower. FML | |
| I can't believe the nerve of some people! Calling me a drama queen?! I need to sing, damn it! FML | |
| My neighbors are being gay and annoying. Those stupid coral-brains! FML | |
| A stupid Latina girl foiled my grand heist... again. FML | |
| Uh-oh... no more tubby custard. FML | |
| I got killed again. That bastard. FML | |
| The Cap'n would be furious if he found out I stole a piece of candy from his stash. FML | |
| Lesson learned: pepper spray is NOT food. FML | |
| My favorite musician died. So did my cat. FML | |
| I got knocked 1,000 years in the future while delivering a pizza. I'm still poor in the future. FML | |
Fresh Prince of Bel Air
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