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| Are you gonna invite me in? Oh, wait. I'm not a vampire. | |
| Man, I should be down there. Got enough Betty Crockers. I should be throwing some hurt. | |
| Don't be stupid. I'm that guy and the most beautiful girl I've ever seen is making eyes at me? It's either bachelor party or a scam. | |
| It must have laid its eggs in the Durslar's head, which would explain the Durslar coming up out of the sewer, 'cause, I mean, wouldn't you be a little crazy if you had eggs in your | |
| Funny. I was gonna say the same thing to you. I tell you why you have a weak heart, Marcus. You never use it. | |
| Sweetie, your epidermis is showing. | |
| Will you, just once, do what I tell you without arguing about everything, okay? | |
| Murshan Dynasty? I've always wanted one of these! I didn't think you... Oh, I can't wait to kill something with this! | |
| No woman should ever have to go through that, and no woman strong enough to wear the mantel of vicious bitch would ever put up with it. | |
| That's not why I need you. You're important. And the visions are just after market extras like Hurst shift or Krager wheels. | |
| They loved her. Supported her. Didn't grind her down into a - tiny self-conscious nub with their constant berating. Their never ending tirade of debasement, and scorn and.. | |
| Do you want me to rip that guy's head of for you? Because, you know, I can, really. I can actually just rip his head right off his body. I can do that. | |
| That thing we do. You know that thing where I say 'are you sure you know what you're doing, Angel, please think about this' and then you ignore me and rush head long into trouble? | |
| Now let's go looking for the Powers That Be. See if we can reach out and touch someone. | |
| You know, back in the fifties we all thought life was gonna be like in the Jetsons by now. Air cars, robots. I'd love to have an air car. Wouldn't that be cool? | |
| Typical. I hook up with the only person in history who ever came to LA to get older. | |
| What connects us to life is the simple truth that we are part of it. We live, we grow, we change. | |
| And, actually, well, you don't taste evil. Demons are more...astringent with a sort of oakie | |
| You're Rocky and Rocky II and half of the one with Mister T. Tell me about it. | |
| Actually, I'm feeling superior because I have an arrow pointed at your jugular. And the irony of using a phallic shaped weapon? Not lost on me. | |
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| You getting enough iron? You look a little pale. Okay, it's traditional in the human world to humor people who've done favors for you in the past. | |
| Who is laughing now? Well you, but I still win. | |
| You know, I was cool before I met you all. | |
| And what? I'm not soothing? I can be soothing. I could soothe your ass off, pal | |
| Either that, or someone's in fun. | |
| I mean, if I thought she'd like to wear green, I'd be elbowing you out of the way | |
| How are you a champion? In what way are you a champion? | |
| There are three things I don't do: tan, date - and sing in public! | |
| You can order me around all you want, but I know my rights. And I wanna see a lawyer. | |
| It works because there is no guilt. There is no torment, no consequences. It's pure. I remember what that was like. Sometimes I miss that clarity | |
| Well, get ready to haul your wrinkly translucent ass out of this place, because lady, the bitch is back. | |
| I'm more afraid of her dying than she is. What is that? | |
| Ask yourself this: if I'd killed Merl would I have brought donuts? | |
| The man who can have everything but love. Well, maybe in some ways you're better off, because love is... Well, in a way it's everything. But it's also heartache & disappointment. | |
| I don't know. If I'd had to listen to you two day in day out snipe, snipe, snipe, bitch, bitch, bitch. I figure you all got off easy, 'cuz I would have killed you. | |
| Earth to retards: you have an obsession you pretty much squeeze it into your schedule, no matter what! | |
| Man. Atonement's a bitch. | |
| He had to be crazy. But he didn't feel crazy. He felt normal, you know? Until he started stabbing himself. | |
| A world of only good and evil, black and white, no gray. No music, no art. Just champions roaming the countryside, fighting for justice. Bor-ing. | |
| Boy, I really do fall for the dumb ones. You know how you're always trying to save, oh, every single person in the world? Did it ever occur to you you were one of them? | |
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