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| I thought the Rocky Mountains would be a little rockier than this. | |
| You probably heard we ain't in the prisoner-takin' business; we in the killin' Nazi business. And cousin, Business is a-boomin'. | |
| There's no crying in baseball | |
| Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. | |
| It is your corrupt we claim. | |
| I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it. | |
| My fingers hurt. | |
| On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero | |
| Who's da bitch now? | |
| I'm trying to free your mind, Neo. But I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it. | |
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| You know how they say we only use 10 percent of our brains? I think we only use 10 percent of our hearts. | |
| Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask. | |
| It's not that I'm lazy; it's that I just don't care. | |
| Breast Reduction Surgery? That’s like slapping god across the face for giving you a beautiful gift. | |
| Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty. | |
| That rug really tied the room together. | |
| Wait a minute, I just lit a rocket... Rockets explode! | |
| Remember those posters that said, 'Today is the first day of the rest of your life?' Well, that's true with every day except one: the day that you die. | |
| I'm a Mog, half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend. | |
| Mickey and Mallory know the difference between right and wrong; they just don't give a damn. | |
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