| quote | movie |
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| I am serious, and don't call me Shirley. | |
| Women and me are like fire and water; wet and flammable. | |
| You're excited? You should feel my nipples. | |
| No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, as Americans, we must be gracious and condiderate hosts. | |
| Children of the night...what a mess they make. | |
| The truth hurts, doesn't it, Hapsburg? Oh sure, maybe not as much as landing on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts! | |
| Ugliest child I've ever seen! | |
| She had a full set of curves, and the kind of legs you'd like to suck on for a day. | |
| But I like my sex the way I play basketball, one-on-one with as little dribbling as possible. | |
| Your lies are like bananas, they come in big yellow bunches. | |
| I wonder what President Ford would have done. | |
| Like a midget at a urinal, I was gonna have to stay on my toes. | |
| That's right isn't it? Signal yes by shooting yourself in the head three times. | |
| Blowing away a fleeing suspect with my 44 magnum used to mean everything to me, I enjoyed it, well who wouldn't? | |
| You take a chance getting up in the morning, crossing the street, or sticking your face in a fan. | |
| The life of everyone on board depends upon just one thing: finding someone back there who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner. | |
| I'll deal with that later. Right now I want to find out what happens to the duck. | |
| No, crazy is walking down the street with half a cantaloupe on your head, muttering 'I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster.' | |
| It's Showtime! | |
| All I know is never bet on the white guy. | |
| Like a blind man at an orgy, I was gonna have to feel my way through. | |
| Luke, remember, when you fall on your face you're still moving forward. | |
| I've been like a father to you! I raised you, just like your father did! I believed in you, just like your father did! I slept with your mother, just like your father did. | |
| We're all part monsters in our subconscious, so we have laws and religion! | |
| You want an easy ride? Go play a bonspiel for the gutless. You want the Golden Broom, then find your spine. | |
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Slap Chop! 
Star Wars: Princess Leia Plea
