Leslie Nielsen Movies by Quotes

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Can you name the movie based on the quote by Leslie Nielsen?

Featured Nov 29, 2010

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I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
Women and me are like fire and water; wet and flammable.
You're excited? You should feel my nipples.
No matter how silly the idea of having a queen might be to us, as Americans, we must be gracious and condiderate hosts.
Children of the night...what a mess they make.
The truth hurts, doesn't it, Hapsburg? Oh sure, maybe not as much as landing on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts!
Ugliest child I've ever seen!
She had a full set of curves, and the kind of legs you'd like to suck on for a day.
But I like my sex the way I play basketball, one-on-one with as little dribbling as possible.
Your lies are like bananas, they come in big yellow bunches.
I wonder what President Ford would have done.
Like a midget at a urinal, I was gonna have to stay on my toes.
That's right isn't it? Signal yes by shooting yourself in the head three times.
Blowing away a fleeing suspect with my 44 magnum used to mean everything to me, I enjoyed it, well who wouldn't?
You take a chance getting up in the morning, crossing the street, or sticking your face in a fan.
The life of everyone on board depends upon just one thing: finding someone back there who can not only fly this plane, but who didn't have fish for dinner.
I'll deal with that later. Right now I want to find out what happens to the duck.
No, crazy is walking down the street with half a cantaloupe on your head, muttering 'I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster.'
It's Showtime!
All I know is never bet on the white guy.
Like a blind man at an orgy, I was gonna have to feel my way through.
Luke, remember, when you fall on your face you're still moving forward.
I've been like a father to you! I raised you, just like your father did! I believed in you, just like your father did! I slept with your mother, just like your father did.
We're all part monsters in our subconscious, so we have laws and religion!
You want an easy ride? Go play a bonspiel for the gutless. You want the Golden Broom, then find your spine.

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