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| Mr. Burns' alma mater, which 'could use an international airport' | |
| In Gore Vidal's guest appearance, he carries around a laugh track from this university's class of 1987 | |
| Otto tries to win a diploma from here with the claw-machine game at a bowling alley | |
| Homer and Bart, mocking Lisa: 'You're going to ________, you're going to ________!' | |
| Sideshow Mel is an alumnus of this school | |
| Flanders: 'Looks like heaven is easier to get into than _______ _____' | |
| Sideshow Bob refers to his brother's time here as 'four years at clown college' | |
| Superintendant Chalmers says he went to this university, where Snake played lacrosse | |
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| Lisa's nightmare: After failing a test, her file is passed on to this school | |
| Barney couldn't remember if he gave a guest lecture here or on a street corner | |
| Flanders goes on a date with a woman with an MBA from this university's business school | |
| Ms. Krabappel mentions that she has a master's degree from this school | |
| According to Duffman, 'Trick Pouring' qualifies for course credit here | |
| Homer, to Lisa: 'I've had just about enough of your ______-bashing, young lady!' | |
| Homer's first guess when trying to name the 'Harvard of the South' | |
| Homer's second guess when trying to name the 'Harvard of the South' | |
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