| Quote | Season | Speaker/Episode |
|---|
| Married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire, live in a box! | |
| I mean, what's not to like? Custard, good. Jam, good. Meat, good! | |
| Did she get off the plane? God did she get off the plane! | |
| You can't wear Batman's tux. I got James Bond's tux. You'll ruin the special time for me. | |
| I mean, isn't that just kick- you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic? | |
| They don't know that we know they know we know. | |
| You know that Russian satellite Sputnik? Well I'm a potato which is a spud and I have my antennas. | |
| Hey, you know what I just realized? 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J'. Coincidence? | |
| Mon, what am I gonna do? It's been hours and it won't stop crying | |
| Um, Rachel, you want to put the marshmallows in cocentric circles. | |
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