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| Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it's not like, this compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised. | |
| You should call it Dunder-Mifflinfinity. You know, push the words together. | |
| Go to my car. Open the trunk. Inside, you will see many pelts. Under the smallest one is a case. Inside that case is a bear horn. Bring it to me. | |
| Macushla. He's watching 'Million Dollar Baby.' He's gonna try to kill me. | |
| I mean, when I tell people that I work at Dunder Mifflin, they think that we sell mufflers, or muffins, or mittens. | |
| All I wanted was a raise. How on earth did Michael call my bluff? Is he some sort of secret genius? [laughs] Sometimes I say crazy things. | |
| Yep, Phyllis called me Michael. And I will always, and forever, be haunted by that fact. | |
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| All right, I stole your diary and gave it to my lawyer. You e-mailed a topless photo of me to everyone in our company. Let's call it even. | |
| I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat. Which I realize is a lot to ask for. At a dinner party. | |
| She was so young, and now she is dead. As dead as every dead animal who has ever died. | |
| You ever think there's gonna be this massive nuclear holocaust? And after all the major nations are destroyed, there'll just be the tribes in the jungles that rise up and survive. | |
| Thats if where somebody really gets in your face, you know, just start tickling them. | |
| Hit about 1,200 balls last night in preparation for today, so hands are a little tender. | |
| Toby has been cruisin' for a bruisin' for 12 years, and I am now his cruise director. And my name is Captain Bruisin'. | |
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