| Hint | Character |
| Lawyer/Founder of the Spanish study group | |
| Buzzkill/GDB | |
| Pop culture references/Jesus | |
| Jock/Ballet dancer | |
| Christian/Mother | |
| Moist towelette tycoon/Douche | |
| Jewish/Adderall | |
| Spanish teacher | |
| Dean | |
| Psychology professor | |
| Statistics professor | |
| Accounting professor/debate team coach/'carpe diem' | |
| Anthropoloy professor | |
| | Hint | Character |
| Signature facial hair | |
| Old man/Leader of the hipsters | |
| Tiny nipples/guitar player | |
| Pottery/doctor | |
| Hits on 'Jesus' after a billards game | |
| White 'Jesus' | |
| Father of 'Jesus' | |
| Brother of the Spanish teacher | |
| Polish exchange student/Roommate of 'Jesus' | |
| Mascot | |
| Drama teacher/night school | |
| School nurse | |
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