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| Which would be worse, to live as a monster, or to die as a good man? | |
| No I will not make out with you! | |
| Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it. | |
| It's like finding a needle in a stack of needles. | |
| I don't hear as good as I used to, and I ain't as pretty as I used to be. But I'm still here - I'm the Ram. | |
| We are the Knights who say... NI. | |
| Sean, if the Professor calls about that job, just tell him, sorry, I have to go see about a girl. | |
| I'm gonna say the same thing any man with two penises says when his tailor asks him if he dresses to the right or left- Yes | |
| Memory can change the shape of a room; it can change the color of a car. And memories can be distorted. They're just an interpretation, they're not a record, and they're irrelevant | |
| No time for the old in-out, love, I've just come to read the meter | |
| I am so f***ing smart I make smart people feel like they are retarded. | |
| When life gives you lemons, just say 'F*** the lemons,' and bail. | |
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| An old man dies. A young woman lives. A fair trade. I love you, Nancy. | |
| Tic-tock, doc. | |
| Nah, I don't think so. More like chewed out. I've been chewed out before. | |
| Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have f***ed with? That's me. | |
| That depends. Do you see me? | |
| We're going streaking! | |
| The rifle is the first weapon you learn how to use, because it lets you keep your distance from the client. The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client | |
| There never was an Aaron, counselor | |
| The appearance of law must be upheld, especially when it's being broken. | |
| Holy buckets... she wants me to give her the D! | |
| Detective. Detective. DETECTIVE! You're looking for me. | |
| Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony.` | |
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