| Joke Start | Punchline |
|---|
| Frozen Apples | |
| Black Beauty | |
| A really handsome bloke sprinted past me, | |
| I rang up the local ramblers club | |
| Exit Signs | |
| I don't do Spanish jokes! | |
| So I saw this Mallard eating a burger, | |
| I used to go out with a bouncy ball | |
| So the doctor told me 'You've got Hypochondria.' | |
| I fell in love with a clumsy cleaner | |
| I came here on a sheet of sandpaper | |
| I was going to write my will | |
| I'll tell you what often gets overlooked... | |
| I'm scared of cattle | |
| I've got a sponge front door | |
| | Joke Start | Punchline |
|---|
| I don't swear | |
| I've got a christian mobile, | |
| History, history, history. | |
| I entered a competition putting boats in sails, | |
| You invented tippex! | |
| I refuse to work in a coal mine, | |
| So I said to this barman,, 'I'd like some whiskey', he said 'On the rocks?' | |
| He said, Do you like it neat? | |
| He gave me a pint of gravel, I said, What's that? | |
| So I went to the doctors and said, I've got a rash. | |
| Conjunctivitis.com | |
| Anger | |
| I told my mum to buy some japanese food, | |
| I cut a sheep's wool by accident, | |
| I met a fox that was brilliant at soccer. | |
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Typing Challenge
Drawing a Blank
