I'm upper management, and it'd be inappropriate for me to take a bath with Pam, as much as I might want to.

There's such a thing as good grief.

I'm sorry it was just the first girl that popped into my head.

We test a lot of urine.

Hey, Mike.

I don't understand why would you buy a policy?

And you were directly under her the entire time?

I just answer the phones.

Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home and a bed.

This is where I fell in love with you

Hold on, Michael! I'm coming!

You and Jim are close, huh?

Cece is turning out to be a little B-I-T-C-H.

It's great to be among friends... until then, you suckers will do.

No no no no!

What are you...

Sometimes it's best just to stay out of it.

Michael, David Wallace. What is this about dismissing the ad people?

This is a stupid activity.

Is that from Superman?

Poop is raining from the ceiling!

Hey Michael, I have an extra twin bed if you want.

A lot of you know that I am an accomplished song writer.

You okay?

Then I would remove your teeth, cut off your fingertips so you could not be identified. And they would call me the Overkill Killer.

What's the argument here? NBA, WNBA. One is a sport, one is a joke.

That, is the inside of your vagina!