So, Monica. Still going out with Doctor Boring?

Come on, man! Tom Hanks! Meg Ryan!

My motto is get out before they go down.

We can be guys. Come on, let us be guys.

Why do you have to break up with her?

Wanna hear something weird?

Oh, it was horrible. He called me 'young lady'.

I guess I should have known... we'd be out somewhere, and a beautiful woman would go by, and Carol would go, 'Ross, look at her.'

All right, kids, I gotta get to work.

You wanna help?

Hey, you know, I have had it with you guys and your 'cancer' and your 'emphysema' and your 'heart disease.'

You know what? I'd better pass on the game. I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.

All right, now we need the semen of a righteous man.

Her answering machine?

You got a haircut.

Hey, you know, you could always visit him.

Stay... stay.

Hey. Where's Joey?

Is this too cute? Lesbian wedding, chicken breasts.

Who names his boat Coast Guard anyway?

Come on Ross, you're a paleontologist.

Oh, yeah. Go for it man, jump off the high dive, stare down the barrel of the gun, pee into the wind.

Could you close that window? My nipples could cut glass over here.

Okay, how about Ruth?

Charlotte? You know, with the web? She has babies, then she dies.

Are you sure you peed on the stick right?

Oh, look. Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his Christmas tree.

Forget about Rachel. Go to China, eat Chinese food.

Hey Mon, I got a question for you.

My mom used to stick her head in the oven.

You don't even know what behalf means.

Chandler. You're smoking again?

So, can we still be friends and have sex?

Listen, it's kind of an emergency.