Chandler still thinks I'm pregnant and he hasn't asked me how I'm feeling or offered to carry my bags.

If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows,

All right, look if you absolutely have to tell her the truth, at least wait until the timing's right.

So, how's the hideously inappropriate crush on Rachel coming?

Oh. Thank God, most women don't even feel them.

Making chocolate milk. You want some?

You kissed a guy? Oh my God.

Is there anyone in this building who hasn't tried to hit on you?

Can I borrow your blue tie? Emma spit on mine.

Can you take care of Emma just for today?

Hey. Why isn't it Spidermen? You know, like Goldmen, Silvermen.

Wait a minute! How are you going to say you got out?

Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.

The sun is out!

I can handle this. 'Handle' is my middle name.

I like that. What's your name?

You know, Ben, I was your daddy's girlfriend.

You know, Chandler, in some cultures a third nipple is considered a mark of virility. The most desirable women dance naked around you so you can make your pick.

Well, I couldn't tell her I was naked. She's allowed to see me naked.

It is a love based of giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received.

This is kinda out of the blue, isn't it?

And look. A phone in the bathroom.

We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.

What? You made a bet. A bet is a bet.

Can you see my nipples through this shirt?

So, uh, what did the insurance company say?

First divorce: wife's hidden sexuality, not my fault. Second divorce: said the wrong name at the altar, kind of my fault.

I'm Rachel. I love Ross. I hate Ross. I love Ross. I hate Ross.

No, Joey, U-N-I-sex.

Are you sure that on some level you don't want to take off my bra?

I can't believe my dad saw us having sex.

I think I'd be great in a war. I'd, like, get all the medals.

Utah?

I just heard in the elevator this morning that a lady in my building died.

Chandler, where are your tools?

Why did Phoebe and Mike break up?

...and a street where our kids can ride their bikes and maybe an ice-cream truck can go by.

It has this big yard that leads down to this stream and then there's these old maple trees...