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| ''I was gonna have my teeth whitened, but I said f**k it, I'll just get a _______ instead.'' | |
| ''Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper, but it's a bulls**t replica, because dude didn't even get his _______.'' | |
| ''On a fishing show they catch the fish, but then they let it go. They don't wanna eat the fish, but they do wanna make it _______ for something.'' | |
| ''If you're a fish and you wanna be a fish stick, you have to have very good _______.'' | |
| ''You can't be a slouchy fish or you will be a fish ________.'' | |
| ''I like to wear this pass, cause it lets me know when I'm _______ _______.'' | |
| ''I had no idea. Ducks eat for free at _______. Had I known I would've ordered a much larger sandwich.'' | |
| ''You'd think I like sports just because I'm a man. I'm not into sports. I mean, I like _______, but that's as far as it goes.'' | |
| ''I have a CD in stores. When you have a CD in store you have to do in-store appearances. If no one shows up I pretend like I'm _______.'' | |
| 'They say the recipe for _______ is lemon and lime, but I tried to make it at home there's more to it than that.'' | |
| ''I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a _______.'' | |
| ''I would imagine that if you can understand morse code, a _______ _______would drive you crazy'' | |
| ''I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a _______.'' | |
| ''As an adult I'm not supposed to go down _______. So if I end up at the top of a ________ I pretend like I got there accidentally.'' | |
| '''Lola doesn't understand the meaning of the word 'can't''. That was worse in a way; not only does she not have arms, but she doesn't understand simple _______.'' | |
| ''I used to do _______. I still do, but I used to, too.'' | |
| ''My fake plants died because I did not _______ to water them.'' | |
| ''I have a _______-sized bed. I don't know any _______, but if one came over I guess he'd be comfortable.'' | |
| ''You see turkey-ham, turkey-bologna, turkey-pastrami. Someone needs to tell the turkey 'man, just be _______.''' | |
| ''I'm not interested in following my _______. I'll just ask where they're going and hook up with them later.'' | |
| ''Hey if you can't sleep, count sheep. Don't count _______ animals, you will run out.'' | |
| ''I saw a commercial that said 'forget everything you know about _______ _______'. So I did, and it was a load off my mind.'' | |
| ''I think Bigfoot is _______, that's the problem.'' | |
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| ''In a Kit-Kit candy bar, they have the word 'Kit-Kat' imprinted into the chocolate. That _______ you of chocolate!'' | |
| ''Don't give up Mitch, please try again. A message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, _______ on top.'' | |
| ''Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or a really _______ opotamus?'' | |
| ''I have a belt on that's holding up my pants, and my pants have pant loops that's holding up my belt. I don't know what's happening down there - who is the real _______?'' | |
| ''I saw on HBO they were advertising a boxing match and said 'It's a fight to the _______'. That's a good place to end.'' | |
| ''That Pepperidge Farm bread, that's fancy stuff. It's wrapped twice. You open it, and it still ain't open. I don't need another step between me and _______.'' | |
| ''I went to the store and bought 8 apples. The clerk said 'do you need a bag?' and I said 'Oh no, ma'am, I _______.''' | |
| ''If you walk along the border with your friend and you push him into Canada, he can't push you back right away cause first he has to go through _______.'' | |
| ''Dogs are forever in the _______ position.'' | |
| ''I order the _______ sandwich all the time. But I'm not even a member I don't know how I get away with it.'' | |
| ''_______ is great if you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something.'' | |
| ''I tried to walk into Target but I _______. The entrance to Target should have people splattered all around.'' | |
| ''Mitch did you hear the story about the mother who drove her 3 kids into the river and they all drowned?' 'Yeah, that inspires me to write a movie about... a _______!''' | |
| ''I find that ducks' opinion of me is influenced over whether or not I have _______.'' | |
| ''I like to take a toothpick and throw it in the forest and say 'You're _______!''' | |
| ''Dr. Scholl makes foot products, and he's a doctor so he went to school for a long time, but it doesn't take a lot to know that stepping on a _______ would be more comfortable.'' | |
| ''I would've bought that s**t from a Mr. Scholl. Maybe even a _______ Scholl.'' | |
| ''Animal crackers make you think that all animals taste the same. What does a _______ taste like? A hippopotamus!'' | |
| ''I think Pringles' initial intention was to make _______ _______.'' | |
| ''When I was a boy I laid in my _______-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.'' | |
| '''Hey Mitch, would you like a frozen banana?' 'No, but I would like a _______ banana later, so yeah.'' | |
| ''I called the hotel operator and she said 'how can I direct your call?' Well you can start by saying _______!'' | |
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