| Quote | Character |
| Whoa, Summers you drive like a spaz! | |
| I'm gonna go out on a limb and say there's a new Slayer in town. | |
| Strength is fighting. | |
| You need to give me assylum. | |
| Well it's either the catalyst for Living Flame or some really smelly sand. | |
| One thing I learned about Buffy, she's so cute when she's sleeping. | |
| Oh right, bloody priceless. | |
| ut coming back. | |
| Well we know the world didn't end, cause check it out. | |
| Gile's help! He's gonna scold me(!) | |
| Get out of Sunnydale, that's a good thing. What kind of moron would ever wanna come back here? | |
| Look at me dearie. | |
| You've got pictures of me, in your locker. I never knew I was locker door material. | |
| I have frog fear. | |
| Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty, it raises the dead. | |
| If we don't intervene the master could get killed, well our prayers are with him. | |
| Do you really think you're ready Buffy? | |
| Whoa it smells like church in here. Wait no, evil church. | |
| Well if at first you don't succeed, I kill him and you try again. | |
| Got a problem then you'll have to answer to MOO | |
| Have you tried not being the Slayer? | |
| First rule of slaying: don't die. | |
| A pez-witch! | |
| The Evil bitch monster of death. | |
| Before thee let the unclean thing crawl! | |
| We have to catch the Buffy-rat. | |
| Xander taught me a new game, Shiver-Me-Timbers ever play? | |
| I swear one of these days you're going to wake up in a coma. | |