| description of commercial | company name |
| Cavemen, geckos, money with 'googly eyes' | |
| 'Apply directly to the forehead' | |
| Sarah Mclachlan | |
| This product is mentioned at least 60 times in the commercial, but its just a towel | |
| Oxy-Clean, Fix-It, Hercules Hooks* (actually, name the person, not the company) | |
| Creepy Guy in a costume trying to serve you burgers | |
| 'Supermodelquins' | |
| 'Give me that Fillet-o'-Fish,' or 'I'm into Nuggets ya' | |
| | description of commercial | company name |
| 35 year old in a carrier attached to his dad, pigs eating a ham | |
| '5, 5 dollar, 5 dollar footlong!!!' | |
| 'I gave my fat jeans to my friends.' Jerk. | |
| 'Love Stinks,' 'Don't you Want Me Baby,' other painful 80's songs that repeat every other commercial break | |
| 'Viva _______!' (and it's not Las Vegas) | |
| 'discount. Discount. DISCOUNT!!!' | |
| (UK) 'Only a tenor' | |
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