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| Not only to all of these people exist, but they've been asking for their mail on a daily basis. It's all they're talking about up there | |
| What is that, your apartment key? That's not gonna work! | |
| Dennis is a prostitute now. | |
| There's no Pepe Silvia? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of Pepe! | |
| Wildcard, bitches! | |
| Hummingbirds are legal tender | |
| I did write 'soul'. I definitely did | |
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| How did you get in my office? Did you kick in my door? | |
| The ones on top, and they sneak down and eat everybody's pets. | |
| First of all your breath smells like an old lady fart passing through an onion | |
| This slot defeats the purpose. I can see your eyes! We might as well get married. | |
| I'm here to tell you that you can, too, if you start every day with a hearty breakfast from McDonald's | |
| He said to the man, he wanted many, many thousands of green people from history times. | |
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