| Reference | Name | Quote |
| Wears a half-windsor knot | |
| Bequeathed a large amount to Ann Landers | |
| Drove to New York and came back in a limo | |
| Preempts tales of his busy hands spreading | |
| Ponders the importance of sticktoitiveness | |
| Heavily influenced by the egg council | |
| Bonestorm only supports 8-character names... | |
| Wears sneakers for sneaking | |
| Calls fries 'chips' | |
| Did not, in fact, have Lyme disease | |
| Bequeathed Jub-Jub | |
| Advocates Pitt the Elder | |
| Had the strategic skill to organise a saturation bombing with a child army | |
| Evades Hapablap in a garbage can | |
| Bequeathed $106,000 that eventually went to those who needed it | |
| Gets more airtime than scienticians | |
| Irons to Bizet's 'Carmen' | |
| Got the part of Silly Sailor | |
| Bequeathed nothing, due to dying en route to their home planet | |
| Their butt is for sitting, not for kissing | |
| Homer's ideal Monorail expert | |
| Ain't been quite right lately | |
| Oh, and by the way, he's alive | |
| You are hearing him talk | |
| Sole writing credit for 'In The Garden of Eden' | |
| Has gotta quit smoking | |
| Has small, girlish hands | |
| A bricklayer from New Jersey | |
| Can tell you what the little arrows on the wood floor mean | |
| Knocked out Gerry Cooney | |