| Quote | Movie |
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| 'Oh and it is LOVELY. You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.' | |
| 'Yeah, yeah, I know who you are and I don't need you. I need your brother. You know, the PhD who trained for 3 years for this mission.' | |
| 'Here's looking at you kid.' | |
| 'He's a nut-bag! Just because the ****er's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda!' | |
| 'Really? Well, in that case, let's keep it. I always wanted a pet that could kill me.' | |
| 'Lieutenant Dan, ice cream!' | |
| 'Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?' | |
| 'Lou! Give me a milk...chocolate! | |
| 'You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!' | |
| 'Put the bunny back in the box.' | |
| 'I have nipples Greg. Could you milk me?' | |
| 'We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are.' | |
| '60% of the time it works, every time.' | |
| 'Your lucky numbers are 84, 23, 11, 78, and 99. What a load of****.' | |
| 'You're killing me Smalls! These are s'more's stuff! Alrite now pay attention.' | |
| 'Get me somebody. Anybody. And get me somebody while I'm waiting.' | |
| 'It's not a tumor!' | |
| 'Wilson!' | |
| 'What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I ever heard.' | |
| 'Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast!' | |
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| 'He better be worth it. He better go home and cure a disease, or invent a longer-lasting lightbulb.' | |
| 'Suck me, beautiful.' | |
| 'This is unbelievable. Who put the ****in' cameras in this place?' | |
| 'I don't know. Were you thinking, 'Holy****, holy****, a swordfish almost went through my head'? If so, then yes.' | |
| 'You better lawyer up, ****, because I'm not just coming back for 30%, I'm coming back for everything.' | |
| 'That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.' | |
| 'There's enough bang in there to blow us all to Jesus. If I'm gonna die, I want to die comfortable.' | |
| 'If I can change, and you can change, everybody can change.' | |
| 'You maniac! You burned it up! Darn you! Darn you all to heck!' | |
| 'Hamburgers. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.' | |
| 'You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you.' | |
| 'I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.' | |
| 'The greatest trick the devil ever played was convincing the world he didn't exist.' | |
| 'You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity.' | |
| 'Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring; besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls. It's more democratic.' | |
| 'What abo- you catch that? You see that? You use to not give a **** about discretion. I seen't you break somebody's jawbone off! I SEEN'T it! You was ruthless man! Ruthless!' | |
| 'Its like a three thing... its like ball, dick, ball.' 'It's like a division sign.' | |
| 'How about, I give you the finger, and you give me my phone call.' | |
| 'Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions.' | |
| 'But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you?' | |
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