| Hint | Answer |
| He would break into singing dancing about how __________ are sh*t in the middle of a shop. | |
| His way of wooing her would be to make a ___________ game on why loves her. | |
| He'd be busy making his nation, __________ independent and update its official Twitter account. | |
| He is very u__________. | |
| He would have no time for her because he would be praying to his God, ___________. | |
| Had she tried to kiss him a few weeks ago she'd get a gob full of ___________. | |
| They would have to visit ____________ for their honeymoon. | |
| Nobody would go to the wedding because Stephen would be on ____________ and James would be on _____________. (either answer) | |
| His present to her would be a bronze coin he found in a ___________. | |
| He be too busy watching ___________ as this is a priority to sexual intercouse. | |
| He would refuse to buy her anything which was of the colour __________. | |
| He would be on Facebook creating his own ___________ such as 'Ben's Hair'. | |