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| 'The Children of the Corn' |
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| 'She picked our President, we can pretend we voted, but she picked him' |
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| 'She's the black Bea Arthur and that's all there is to it' |
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| 'She's a cross between a horse and a tarantula, she's a horseantula' (refering to her walk) |
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| 'She's the white Whitney Houston, she'll cut you' |
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| '...or as I like to call her, Cracky' |
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| '...back when she was with Ethan Hawke and his bad teeth and everyone was happy' |
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| 'She's lost a lot of weight recently due to diet, pilates and crack' |
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| 'Remember when she did her hepatitis tour' |
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| 'She's oozing sexuality, she's our new Tippi Hedrin' |
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| 'All I know about her is that she has huge juggs and is friends with Barbra Streisand' |
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| 'He's now just wearing a hooker wig' |
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| 'How long has she lived here? Still can't speak english!' |
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| 'Trimspa is now about 80% heroin' |
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| 'Look, I don't know what she's on, I'm not a pharmacist' |
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| 'It's weird that adopting a kid from Africa made her more British than ever' |
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| 'I do imply in my comedy that he is the gayest man in the free world' |
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| 'Every time she wears her white leather jumpsuit, she gets a yeast infection' |
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| 'She is the kind of batsh*** crazy you can only keep a lid on so long' |
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| 'She'll move in that White House, caulk the tub, train the dog, flip it, sell it to the Chinese for a profit' |
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| 'Remember her ice cream and rainbows breakdown?' |
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| 'She's the white Oprah...she's little but she's scrappy like those midgets on Little People, Big World' |
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| 'I learned why the caged bird sings, to drowned out her voice' |
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Chat Acronyms (Common) 
Seven Dirty Words 
Corporate Logos
