Funniest Famous People Quotes 2000s

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Can you name the 50 Dumbest/Funniest quotes from the last decade?

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'Crack is whack.' (2002)
 
“Is this chicken or is this fish?” (2003)
 
'Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, you don’t even -you’re glib. You don’t even know what Ritalin is.” (2005)
 
“What are you looking at sugar-tits?” (2003)
 
“I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.” (2003)
 
“I thought Europe was a country?” (2007)
 
“I just want one day off when I can go swimming and eat ice cream and look at rainbows.” (2001)
 
“I get to go to a lot of overseas places, like Canada.” (2001)
 
“Wal-mart… do they like make walls there?” (2003)
 
'God knows the truth in all of [the Lauren Conrad sex tape rumors], and at the end of the day, that is the only thing that matters. Jesus was persecuted, and I’m going to get per
 
“I read all of them. All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years.” (2008)
 
“I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.” (2003)
 
“I wouldn't feel right wearing clothes covering my body.” (2006)
 
“I love giving the golden shower. I've done it before in the shower. It's, like, so sexy.” (2006)
 
“I liked Michael Jackson better dark' (2002)
 
“They misunderestimated me” (2000)
 
“I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.” (2005)
 
“Can we get on with this? I've got to do AIDS and Alzheimer's and land mines this afternoon, and I want to get back for Deal or No Deal. Plus, Gwyneth's making drumsticks.” (20
 
“I'll be honest, I felt an urge to squeeze him like a kitten and that led to the gesture I made. There was nothing behind it really.” (2006)
 
“I've never heard a Jay-Z song.” (2009)
 
“If you live with 58 lions and tigers, then you will always have a lot of pussy in the house.” (2000)
 
“I think MTV should consider using subtitles. Half the time, even I can't understand what the **** I'm talking about.” (2002)
 
“Motown, Motown, that's my era. Those are my people.” (2000)
 
“People all over the world recognize me as a spiritual leader.” (2000)
 
“I am truly not one to give advice. I'm divorced and I stole my best friend's husband.” (2007)
 
“I actually don't understand a word Paula's saying anymore. It's like a new language.” (2002)
 
“I’m shooting a commercial for safe sex. How ironic. Because I don’t have that.” (2008)
 
“I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm liked a baked good. I love the smell of Balmex. Love it.” (2009)
 
“I still love her. But she's retarded, too.” (2009)
 
“I realize that my place and position in history is that I will go down as the voice of this generation, of this decade. I will be the loudest voice.” (2009)
 

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