The Lord is my photocopier; I shall not want. He xeroxeth my documents....
No, I'm not seriously proposing that xeroxeth be accepted. (The people at Xerox don't really want us using their trademark as a verb, and even when we do, we don't generally have occasion to combine it with the archaic third-person singular suffix.) It's just that once I had thought of it, I couldn't imagine anything else for XE....TH. |