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You're offering me a bribe. What you have just done is illegal and in this state, if convicted, you could be fined up to $5,000 or spend six months in a correctional facility! | |
It's showtime, folks! | |
Those aren't pillows! | |
Yes, I killed him. I killed him for money - and a woman - and I didn't get the money and I didn't get the woman. Pretty, isn't it? | |
Janie, today I quit my job. And then I told my boss to go f*** himself, and then I blackmailed him for almost sixty thousand dollars. Pass the asparagus. | |
For a gallon of elderberry wine, I take one teaspoon full of arsenic, then add half a teaspoon full of strychnine, and then just a pinch of cyanide. | |
I hate Illinois Nazis. | |
'Please put fifty thousand dollars into this bag and abt natural as I am pointing a gub at you.' | |
How did it feel changing your name from Cat Stevens to Yusuf Islam? | |
It's Dr. Evil, I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called 'mister,' thank you very much. | |
I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes. | |
Where's that money, you silly stupid old fool? Where's that money? Do you realize what this means? It means bankruptcy and scandal and prison. That's what it means. One of us is go | |
Strap, God wants you on the floor. | |
I'm what you would call a teleological, existential atheist. I believe that there's an intelligence to the universe, with the exception of certain parts of New Jersey. | |
Good morning, Mr. Beale. They tell me you're a madman. | |
I ain't a-goin' to war. War's killin', and the book's agin' killin! So war is agin' the book! | |
Told you 158 times I can't stand little notes on my pillow. 'We're all out of cornflakes. F.U.' Took me three hours to figure out F.U. was Felix Unger! | |
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My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you. | |
Is that it? Did the penguin tell you to do this, dad? | |
No thank you, I take it black. Like my men. | |
Goddamn right. They send you here for life, and that's exactly what they take. The part that counts, anyway. | |
Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'YES'! | |
Oh, in the name of God! Now I know what it feels like to be God! | |
I heard that one myself, Bob. Hell, I even thought I was dead 'til I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska. | |
How do you live? / I steal. | |
So you want me to be half-monk, half-hitman. | |
'Winged freak terrorizes'? Wait'll they get a load of ME! | |
Just when I thought I was out... they pull me back in. | |
I don't like the way Teddy Roosevelt is looking at me. | |
By the authority vested in me by Kaiser William II, I pronounce you man and wife. Proceed with the execution. | |
Haven't you seen Boyz N The Hood? Now one of us is going to get shot. | |
I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way. | |
You ever listen to K-Billy's 'Super Sounds of the Seventies' weekend? It's my personal favorite. | |
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