Hmm. What a nice day in Hogsmeade... Ahh! It's Yaxley. Protect yourself with a shield.
He penetrates it with Dark Magic. Make it so he can't move his arms or legs.
He has backup! It's Dolohov. He lights you on fire. Hmm. Never seen that before. No time to stop, drop, and roll, so put it out.
Now Stun Him.
Avery Apparates in Front of You. He Charges Wearing Fred and George's Shield Gloves. You can't Stun Him, So Slow Him Down.
Right Before the Spell Hits Him He Punches You On the Nose. It Might Be Broken, So Fix it.
He Also Broke Your Glasses. Fix Them.
Lucius Malfoy Is Coming Out of the Bathroom. After Making a Mental Note to Tell the Owner of the Shop to Tighten Security, He Grabs You. Make Him Relinquish His Grip.
An Unseen Death Eater Lets Out a Boggart. DIE!!!
Then They Let Out a Dementor. Happy Thoughts Now. Happy Thoughts...
You're Too Good At Defending Against Magical Creatures, So Alecto Carrow Comes After You. Disarm Her.
She Runs Into the Bathroom To Hide and Locks It. Unlock it.
She Cowers Behind a Stall. Blast it Into Oblivion.
She Calls You Rude Swear Words. Wash Out Her Mouth
Ha ha. That Should Hold Her. You Walk Out of the Bathroom to See Bellatrix Lestrange Cursing Everyone in Sight. Use the Torture Curse On Her
Cause An Explosion.
You Kill Everyone Within a Ten Foot Radius. Whoops. Wipe Every Survivor's Memory.
On the Last Person Your Wand Malfunctions. Surely He'll Tell the Ministry About This. Steal Someone Else's Wand and Kill Him Just In Case the Memory Charm Isn't Strong Enough.
Surely You'll End Up in Azkaban For This. Wipe All the Conscious and Unconscious Death Eaters' Memories, Apparate Home and Click 'Finish'