| Which One... | Character Name (A or S) |
| Befriends a presidential security officer? | |
| Blows up an elevator? | |
| Delivers a baby in the back of a van? | |
| Invades a Model United Nations Meeting pretending to be from another planet? | |
| Hides money in a green lantern action figure? | |
| Drives an injured friend to the hospital late at night? | |
| Hates Babylon 5? | |
| Waits more than a full day in a psychology experiment? | |
| Has his neighbor sing to him when he is sick? | |
| Steals the film reels for Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark? | |
| Appears on an episode of Cougar Town? | |
| Was tested as a child to see if they were crazy? | |
| Becomes obsessed with a British TV show? | |
| Teaches his friend about football? | |
| Sees his life in Claymation for a day? | |
| Accidentally measured his friends' menstrual cycles? | |
| Gets drunk to help his friend get drunk? | |
| Kisses his best friend's mother? | |
| Impersonates Han Solo? | |
| Impersonates General Ackbar? | |
| Is Enemies with a character from one of his favorite TV shows? | |
| Accurately predicts his friends' futures? | |
| Fills an apartment with cats? | |
| Believes he is the reincarnation of Christ? | |
| Often brings a toy xylophone to the movies? | |
| Works in a kitchen as a fry cook? | |
| Runs around dressed as 'The Cape'? | |
| Hangs lingerie from the telephone wires outside his window? | |
| Breaks into a ball pit in the middle of the night? | |
| Has a twin Sister? | |
| Befriends a presidential security officer? | |
| Blows up an elevator? | |
| Delivers a baby in the back of a van? | |
| Invades a Model United Nations Meeting pretending to be from another planet? | |
| Hides money in a green lantern action figure? | |
| Drives an injured friend to the hospital late at night? | |
| Hates Babylon 5? | |
| Waits more than a full day in a psychology experiment? | |
| Has his neighbor sing to him when he is sick? | |
| Steals the film reels for Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark? | |
| Teaches his friend about football? | |
| Appears on an episode of Cougar Town? | |
| Becomes obsessed with a British TV show? | |
| Was tested as a child to see if they were crazy? | |
| Sees his life in Claymation for a day? | |