| Slogan | Stuperhero | Original Superhero |
| Get rid of flush toilets!!! | |
| It's past tense, but I forgot to smooth out those clothes. | |
| Duuh... What was I supposed to say? | |
| Be the modern Johny Appleseed!! Only in Liquid form. | |
| My goal is to annoy people. You are my little ****s! | |
| You put your right hand in, you do the ***** ***** and you turn yourself around, ***** Smash!! | |
| America, no. I am from Asia Minor. ******* *******!!! | |
| I am so in **** with everything. | |