| Quote | Who is Veronica speaking to? |
| You are the last good person here at Neptune High. I believe cartoon birds braided your hair this morning. | |
| Well, I'm pretty sure you won't be getting your bong back | |
| The hero is the one that stays... and the villain is the one that split | |
| I don't know which bothers me more, 'foxy' or 'stacked' | |
| So what was on the menu for this night of grand debauchery? | |
| Confess, it's good for the soul | |
| He sounds boring for an imaginary friend. | |
| I was shown a diagram once, I know how it works. But you knew, and you didn't tell me? | |
| After all these years, do you not instinctively fear me? | |
| You're like one of the nerds from Revenge of the Nerds with your Star Trek references | |