| Quote | Answer |
| Jez: Crunchy nut cornflakes are just ________ for wankers. | |
| Mark: Oh god, the sweaty grip of the _____. | |
| Super Hans: You're gonna stay in the Death Star with _______ _______? He doesn't value you, he thinks you're a dickhead. | |
| Johnson: Stick it on the _________ | |
| Mark: Turn down! Turn down! Obey my commands, ____! | |
| Super Hans: People like ________ and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people, Jeremy. | |
| Dobby: A guy in a Yoda mask freaking out on the _______? What's not to like | |
| Jez: He's a ____, he's gonna have fifteen years of spunk backed up. How am I supposed to compete with that? | |
| Super Hans: You get a van, Jez, we could be ___ ____ ___ | |
| Mark: What a dud evening. Low quality take-away. Low quality detective drama. Low quality _____ ___________. | |
| Jez: Oh, _____, why do you always get me at my lowest moments? | |
| Jez: Oh god. Come Mr Taliban, tally my _______ | |