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Can you pick the Seinfeld characters by the quotes below?
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Letting my emotions out was the best thing that's ever happened to me. Sure, I'm not funny anymore. There's more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations.
You know I always wanted to pretend I was an architect.
I'm not a lesbian. I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian.
I'm at the corner of 1st and 1st... How can the same street intersect with itself? It must be at the nexus of the universe.
Just remember, when you control the mail, you control...information.
Feels like an Arby's night.
...I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.
I go out for a quart of milk. I come home, and find my son treating his body like an amusement park.
I sure did. Raincoats were my business. The Executive was a classic. These haven't been made in twenty years.
How could anyone not like him?
I used to be like you-threatening to move the team to New Jersey just to upset people.
No. Out of the question. I don't want any women ushers at my wedding and while we're on the subject, Kramer is not an usher either.
You most likely know it as Myanmar, but it will always be Burma to me.
I want a decent sock that's comfortable, that will stay on my foot!!
Bacterial Meningitis. Jackpot!
Why do they call it Ovaltine? The jar is round. The glass is round. They should call it Roundtine. That's gold, Jerry, gold.
All right, it is cavity time. Ah, here we go. Which reminds me, did you hear the one about the rabbi and the farmer's daughter? Huh?
This is the most public yet of my many humiliations.
It's come to my attention that you and the cleaning woman have engaged in sexual intercourse on the desk in your office. Is that correct?
No, no. No, no, sir. I ordered George to drive around insulting people today. Because I'm tired of all your macho head games.
They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.
Well, they're filthy. It's just a matter of common courtesy...When you come in the house you wipe your wheels.
I'm surprised to see you here. Come to catch a glimpse of high society?
Your car is on fire.
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Apr 20th, 2012 at 16:45 GMT
That is my favorite Jackie Chiles quote of all time. Nice call! Great quiz!!
Apr 21st, 2012 at 19:40 GMT
I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm loving every minute of it! Great quiz, well done!
Apr 23rd, 2012 at 20:54 GMT
It may not be Festivus, but it's time for the airing of grievances. There's a little typo—"Did you hear..." not "here."
Game published: Sep 5th, 2012 at 19:00 GMT
Sep 5th, 2012 at 19:06 GMT
as any true seinfeld fan would, i LOVE this quiz and easily aced it! can't wait to see more quizzes about seinfeld quotes, maybe with some minor characters too (like Babu, Soup Nazi, Marla, Sidra, etc, just to name a few). So many great moments in Seinfeld, this quiz EASILY gets a vote of 5 globes from me!!
Sep 5th, 2012 at 19:07 GMT
...and you want to be my latex salesman.
Sep 5th, 2012 at 19:11 GMT
No Soup for You!
Sep 5th, 2012 at 19:26 GMT
"My name is Magnus" -Vegetable Lasagna
Sep 5th, 2012 at 19:53 GMT
George: Oh is that right? I just threw away a lifetime of guilt-free sex and floor seats for every sporting event in Madison Square Garden, so please, a little respect, for I am Costanza, lord of the idiots! Woman: You're all winners! George: But suddenly, a new contender has emerged...
Sep 5th, 2012 at 20:10 GMT
Just had a conversation today with a friend how after 12 years later, i still watch it often and still laugh "Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you'd like to see"
Sep 5th, 2012 at 20:16 GMT
Oh the humanity!
Sep 5th, 2012 at 20:46 GMT
I think my all-time fave quote wdve been waaaaay too easy: "They're real.... and they're spectacular". Thank you, Lois Lane/Susan Meyers/ex battery commercial gal.
Sep 5th, 2012 at 22:58 GMT
Sep 6th, 2012 at 00:22 GMT
How tough is this quiz? Jason Alexander just tweet that he got 16. Yes,
Sep 6th, 2012 at 00:27 GMT
"Macho head games?!"
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Sep 6th, 2012 at 01:02 GMT
Sep 6th, 2012 at 02:09 GMT
Just aced it. My proudest Sporcle moment. It was down to Mr. Pitt and Sue Ellen Mishke at the end.
Sep 6th, 2012 at 12:04 GMT
Loved this one. A great quiz for a great sitcom! Perhaps you could have added a couple of exclamation marks to the Uncle Leo-quote. After all, he's always more than a tad enthusiastic in his greetings! :) Rest in peace, Len Lesser. Top actor.
Sep 6th, 2012 at 14:56 GMT
People think I'm smart, but I'm not smart. I'm sure I have a low IQ. I've been lying about my Sporcle scores for years. I say I'm in the 97th percentile. What did I really get? You're my friends, and I tell you everything, but this I take to he grave.
Sep 6th, 2012 at 16:39 GMT
@rockgolf: You'll find that many actors don't watch their shows religiously like the rest of us do. I'm not surprised at Jason Alexander's "low" score.
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Sep 6th, 2012 at 23:07 GMT
25/25 with 3:38 remaining. Insanely easy. Huge performance by me.
Jan 4th, 2013 at 11:39 GMT
16/25. Even as a "Seinfeld" fanatic, this was tough for me. Great quiz!
Feb 13th, 2013 at 19:39 GMT
another great quiz
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