And when you're on the street, depending on the street

How did Dave get a hottie like that to a party like this?

You're so beautiful...Mmm, you could be a part-time model

I'm not upset because you left me this way

They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus

Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?

Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist

Why are we still paying so much for sneakers when you got them made by little slave kids?

Can somebody get that knife and fork out of my leg, please?

And then on our next date well, you could bring your roommate

You say something like, 'Is that it?'

Then you tell me you want some more. Well, I'm not surprised.

Girl, tonight we're gonna make love. You know how I know?

I had a budgie but it died.

Just because we've been playing tonsil hockey

Here’s a little story to bring a tear to your eye, I was shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive

Has your family ever forgotten you and driven away?

How'd you meet your lady? I was going for a jog then she lost a dog.

She's smoking with an eye that's broken

Let's take a photo of a goat in a boat

She said her name was a secret. Then she said her name was Cherie.

Make sure you know before you go

I need better odds, more broads less rods

He sends cheap thrills, to pay expensive bills

He can't see his way out

Jen said she'd never ever see me again

I'll cheer you up if you're depressed

Friends drink beer in the sun

Who organized this choir of ex-girlfriends?

He'll lose interest fast. His relationships never last.