Kramer! I'm on the roof!

I know why we have reservations.

But you can't break up with me! I've got hand!

The spit then splashed off the wrist, pauses — in mid air, mind you — makes a left turn and lands on Newman's left thigh.

Yeah, you know, men can sit through the most boring movie if there's even the slightest possibility that a woman will take her top off.

Looking at a cleavage is like looking at the sun.

You know, sometimes when I think you're the shallowest man I've ever met...

[George enters, wearing swimming goggles instead of his glasses.] I gotta get out of this city.

Is there one aspect of the faith that you find particularly attractive?

The sea was angry that day, my friends...

Maybe this will become like a cool thing, living with your parents.

He doesn't even care if a man answers.

Your Nana is missing because...

Well, she's...like you.

Everybody's talkin' at me... can't hear a word they're sayin'...

So, you were the fastest kid in school.

Oh, it's 'Risk.'

Well, you know the important thing is that you learned something.

Jerry, it's Frank Costanza.

Mr. Peterman, I don't know what's going on here. I am not addicted to anything.

You've never felt remorse.

You may know it better as Myanmar...

It means whatever the hell you want it to mean.

We feel that Mr. Kramer projects a rugged masculinity.

Yeah? Well, I had sex with your wife.

Please leave a message at the beep. I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be?

But you yada yada'd over the best part.

A month in Europe with Elaine?

I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate...

Everyone thinks we're gay!...