Life is all pain. Pain, rejection and gloom. Why do we even pretend that there's anything other than a yawning blankness at the heart of...

Maybe I'm a natural - yeah, I'm a jogger! Of course, there had to be a sport for me, I just never realised. Legs like two great steam locomotives, pumping away, I'm unstoppable -

I'm basically looking to meet someone like myself.

Jesus. How did I get trapped with her? She's definitely the most boring person here.

Yeah that's the way, Sophie is the one. Toni is Russia: Vast, mysterious, unconquerable.

People like him should wear stickers; they've got them for their cars.

It's payback time.

Sure, an orgy sounds great...

Jeremy, what is Super Hans doing?

Oh God she is just so lovely and she doesn't even realize it. Probably no one's ever told her. I should tell her!!

Mad Max isn't necessarily going to happen.

Oh yeah. Justice is done.

Well, this isn't what I expected.

God! I only asked her to be a hooker.

Suppose I can always roll Gerrard out for the sympathy vote.

You know what this piece of paper says, Jeremy?

Ugh... More data entry tonight.

War is never a picnic.

Hi Dobbs. I just happened to be passing. I remember you were saying if I happened to be passing..

Yeah, obviously it is only a tactical party. I'm only having a party to eventually get sex.