Those kids have no idea whatsoever of what went on at Stalingrad.

Brown for first course, white for pudding. Brown is savoury, white's the treat.

What? It's eat as much as you can.

Why don't they ever talk about all the buses that made it safely?

No Mark. I only told you for a laugh. You promised not to tell.

What are we gonna do now? Go and make a tent in the living room and eat Dairylea? Is that what you want?

People like lager and nuts.

Looking at porn is like lying to Parliament.

She's looking for company after a minute of uncomfortable silence.

I've got loads of really important stuff to do this weekend.

Jeremy, please, don't smile like that. You're not James Bond, you're disgusting.

Teas, coffees for the huntsmen.

I like going to the movies.

Did you actually have to eat it?

Do you have feelings of guilt and shame, self-loathing?

You get a van, Jez...

What we really need to do is create a powerful sense of dread.

Stealing things just makes everything very cheap. Plus, you know how I feel about capitalism.

You tried to sell my body! I don't want to talk to you. Goodbye.

And have I lived enough? I mean, I've only slept with four men. Is that enough?