| Quote | Character |
| Shakespeare in the park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes? | |
| I gotta say, it's an honor to meet you, officially. I sort of met you, I mean, I watched you while you were sleeping. I mean, I was, I was present while you were unconscious... | |
| You ever try Shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't what it is, but I want to try it. | |
| Ma'am, there's only one God, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that. | |
| I've been asleep for 70 years. I think I've had enough rest. | |
| You know, the last time I was in Germany and saw a man standing above everybody else, we ended up disagreeing. | |
| I got low. I didn't see an end so I put a bullet in my mouth and the other guy spit it out. | |
| You threaten my world with war. You have made me very desperate. You might not be glad that you did. | |
| You people are so petty... and tiny. | |
| I recognise the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it. | |
| He's adopted. | |
| When I first came to earth, Loki's rage followed me here and your people paid the price. And now again. In my youth I courted war. | |
| You and I remember Budapest very differently. | |
| Phil? I thought his first name was Agent. | |
| Thanks, but the last time I was in New York I kind of broke... Harlem. | |
| There was an idea to bring together a group of remarkable people, so when we needed them, they could fight the battles that we never could... | |
| Dr. Banner, your work is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster. | |
| I thought I didn't qualify. I was considered, what was it... volatile, self-centred, and I don't play well with others. | |
| That's my secret Cap, I'm always angry. | |
| You're missing the point! There's no throne, there is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it's too much for us but it's all on you. | |
| Ma'am, there's only one God, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that. | |
| I gotta say, it's an honor to meet you, officially. I sort of met you, I mean, I watched you while you were sleeping. I mean, I was, I was present while you were unconscious... | |
| Kneel before me. I said... KNEEL! Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It's the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. | |
| I got low. I didn't see an end so I put a bullet in my mouth and the other guy spit it out. | |
| I recognise the council has made a decision, but given that it's a stupid-ass decision, I've elected to ignore it. | |
| I've been asleep for 70 years. I think I've had enough rest. | |
| You know, the last time I was in Germany and saw a man standing above everybody else, we ended up disagreeing. | |
| Thanks, but the last time I was in New York I kind of broke... Harlem. | |
| You people are so petty... and tiny. | |
| I am burdened with glorious purpose. | |
| An ant has no quarrel with a boot. | |
| Before I worked for SHIELD, I uh...well, I made a name for myself. I have a very specific skillset. I didn't care who I used it for, or on. I got on SHIELD's radar in a bad way. | |
| Regime's fall everyday. I tend not to weep over that, I'm Russian. Or I was. | |
| You and I remember Budapest very differently. | |
| I'm in the middle of an interrogation, and this moron is giving me everything. | |
| You threaten my world with war. You have made me very desperate. You might not be glad that you did. | |
| You ever try Shawarma? There's a shawarma joint about two blocks from here. I don't what it is, but I want to try it. | |
| Shakespeare in the park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes? | |
| He's adopted. | |
| When I first came to earth, Loki's rage followed me here and your people paid the price. And now again. In my youth I courted war. | |
| Well, if I put an arrow in Loki's eye socket, I'd sleep better I suppose. | |
| Enough! You are all of you beneath me! I am God, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by... | |
| Phil? I thought his first name was Agent. | |
| I still believe in heroes. | |
| You might have missed a couple things, y'know, doing time as a Capsicle. | |