| Character | Actor | Quote |
| Chico Escuela | |
| Leon Phelps | |
| Todd DiLaMuca | |
| Billy Smith | |
| Judy Grimes | |
| Mr. Robinson | |
| Airline Steward | |
| Donatella Versace | |
| Celine Dion | |
| Samurai Futaba | |
| Stefon | |
| Blizzard Man | |
| The Church Lady | |
| Sarah Palin | |
| Lisa Loopner | |
| Sean Connery | |
| Burt Reynolds | |
| Flip-Flop | |
| Matt Foley | |
| | Character | Actor | Quote |
| Gerald Ford | |
| Doug Whiner | |
| Stuart Smalley | |
| Debbie Downer | |
| Richard Laymer | |
| Beldar Conehead | |
| Mary Katherine Gallagher | |
| Amber | |
| Jeff Montgomery | |
| Deandre Cole | |
| Snooki | |
| Nadeen | |
| Alex Trebek | |
| Opera Man | |
| Mango | |
| Nick Burns | |
| Simon | |
| Frankenstein | |
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