| Hint | Character | Quote |
| This employee starts the fire because nobody payed attention to his safety presentation.? | |
| This receptionist spotted smoke, starting the panic.? | |
| This boss then discovers the door handles are hot....? | |
| In the rush away from the hot doors, this saleswoman leaves her purse.? | |
| After discovering all the doors are warm, this accountant climbs into the ceiling.? | |
| This employee then tries to save her cat....? | |
| In the developing chaos, this overweight employee raids the vending machine. ? | |
| The setoff of firecrackers prompts a terrified outburst from this anger management grad.? | |
| As Oscar falls from the ceiling and Dwight pulls the fire alarm, this engaged salesman teams with Andy to battering ram the door with the copier.? | |
| After Dwight finally reveals his ruse, this employee collapses from a heart attack? | |