| Lyrics | Villain | Singer |
| He was as mean as he was ruthless, and that's the gospel truth. | |
| Shove in a shovel, uncover those lovely pebbles that sparkle and shine. It's gold and it's mine, mine, mine | |
| Do you see that thing swimming round and round? Maybe we can reach on in and make it drown | |
| Why, it's like money in the bank. C'mon, join up, and I'll be frank: unless you do, you'll walk the plank! | |
| This vampire bat, this inhuman beast, she ought to be locked up and never released. | |
| Beata Maria, you know I am a righteous man. Of my virtue I am justly proud | |
| Trust in me, just in me. Shut your eyes and trust in me | |
| Every time she'd find a minute, that's the time that they begin it. Cinderelly, Cinderelly | |
| ...And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs So I'm roughly the size of a barge! | |
| | Lyrics | Villain | Singer |
| His assets frozen, the venue chosen is the ends of the earth - whoopee! So long, ex-Prince Ali! | |
| That's what friends are for! | |
| She'd raise a fuss, and each of us would quickly lose his head! | |
| My earlier crimes were fine for their times, but now that I'm at it again, an even grimmer plot has been simmering, in my great criminal brain! | |
| I know that your powers of retention are as wet as a warthog's backside, but thick as you are, pay attention! My words are a matter of pride | |
| I admit that in the past I've been a nasty. They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch! | |
| I got voodoo, I got hoodoo, i got things I ain't even tried! And I got friends on the other side | |
| He sits alone on a giant throne pretendin' he's the king. A little tyke who's rather like a puppet on a string | |
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