| Quote | Character |
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| 'That's why I don't eat lobster or anything because they're alive when you kill it.' | |
| 'In New York I take shots with the owners after I beat b****es up.' | |
| 'Me and Sam actually leave around like 4 o’clock, we’ve been here since 12 o’clock, 5 hours is like enough.' | |
| 'He’s a really good guy. That’s the kind of guy I need in my life. I think his name is Ron.' [it was Russ] | |
| 'Saturday night, I'm going to Headliners, I'm looking to have more of a classy night tonight.' | |
| 'I am all natural. I have real boobs. I have a nice fat ass. Look at this sh*t, I mean, come on, I'm hot.' | |
| 'I am like a praying mantis, after I have sex with a guy I will rip their heads off.' | |
| 'I’m gonna break it down dancing, I love the beats, I got my creepy patent move.' | |
| | Quote | Character |
|---|
| 'You only learn, you grow, you move on, you have to push through every situation that you’re in.' | |
| 'With me and Sam, it’s not a matter of if she wants to hook up with me; it’s a matter of just when I decide.' | |
| 'I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet, but do not f*ck with me.' | |
| 'You gotta stay fresh-to-death I call it - fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan, just stay fresh.' | |
| 'These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.' | |
| 'I feel like this job is beneath me, I'm a bartender. I do, like, great things.' | |
| 'I’m like “chill out, Freckles McGee.' | |
| 'It’s like we beat up that beat.' | |
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