| Lyrics | Musical | Song Title |
| ...How can you slip and trip into a hip-bath... | |
| ...Sent us scrambling off the road like chickens... | |
| ...I will have missed you growing. And I'll have missed you crying... | |
| ...She made us get the cow to get the curse reversed... | |
| ...I may not be smart but I ain't dumb... | |
| ...ECT, electric chair, we shock who we can't save... | |
| ...It's delightful, it's delicious, It's delectable, it's delirious... | |
| ...You can recognize a lady by her elegant air, but a genuine princess is exceedingly rare... | |
| ...What can I say? I got carried away. And not just by balloon... | |
| ...These are my people here's my patch. Not much to look at nothing posh... | |